Enrol for CAT ’07/ CAT ’08. We give you proper guidance. Always at your service.
Their customer care executives have been attending to other customers for over 36 hours. Go Anil Ambani!!
We love salt. It is being sold in the market for free. Our special for New Year’s – salt noodles, salt potatoes, salt manchurian, salt BLAH!
We are the IIMs. We don’t care to put up any information on any of our websites. Don’t you just love us?
We are Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox. We refuse to load the site that you want to visit. We don’t mind redirecting you to other sites though.
We are DU. We believe in obsolete, obscure, sucky, sleep-inducing curriculum. Read it. Read more of it. We have extra suggested reading too. See, your teacher loves us. She will give those optional readings for the exams too. We SUCK!
We at Eveready don’t believe in quality anymore. You buy new batteries and we guarantee that they will NOT work.
I am your mind. I believe in bothering you as much as I can because you use me too much. Take a break and give me a break, woman!